Happy Birthday I Love You SO Very Much

Happy birthday!!!!! I brought you breakfast... in bed!! Oh, aren't you exci that it's your birthday?! Finally?! I love you soooo sooooo much... I'm so proud of you... you're such a great step-son... and... well, I have a VERY special gift for you. Yes, I do. It's something that I know you want, but you're too shy to ask for. I'm your step-mom, and I know EVERYTHING about you... EVERYTHING that you want. Would you like me to tell you what my special gift for you is? Are you ready for it??