How To Control Your Mom

I can't stand my fucking job more less the asshole I work for. Mom tries to stick up for the man and tell me I just need to stick it out, but I hate that asshole. As I pulled into work I realized I'm fucking over it and just head back home. I'll deal with mom and dad I just need a new job. WOW if things couldn't get any worse I walk in the house to find my mom fucking around with none other than Mr. Gildan "MY BOSS" I'm so furious and yet so confused, the way my mom lets him treat her is crazy. Its like she's his slave or something. I felt like I needed some advise or at least some understanding...and that is when I stumbled upon a method, a mantra, a way to control your mother. I print the fucker out and give it to mom to read. She gets a good laugh until I snap my fingers.