Mom Will Cheer You Up

Mom comes in to see how you're doing after your breakup. She knows it's hard but you can't just hide away in bed forever, mom doesn't like seeing you sad like this. That girlfriend didn't make you happy, but maybe your mom can. At the very least, she can cheer you up a little. Afterall, now that you're not having regular sex anymore, you've got needs that are going unmet. Let mom take care of you, she knows how to make you feel so much better than your girlfriend ever did...