My Sister is a festival slut

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I figured I'd do something nice for my little sister so I brought her to Baltimore for the Moonrise Festival with all that electronic dance music bullshit she likes. I got her a hotel, drove her out, bought her tickets and all. I'm just trying to be a good brother and spend time with her. So I come back to the hotel and she is dressed like a goddamned slut, with crazy whore makeup and all. She says "this is how all the girls dress at music festivals". Whatever, if all the girls are gonna be sluts, my little sister sure the hell isn't. I told her she better take that bullshit slut outfit off and put on something decent, and like the typical ungrateful teenage fucking brat she is, she starts giving me a hard time. I had to threaten calling Mom and Dad, then I had to give her dumb ass til the count of 5. SO yeah she took it off. She always listens to her wiser, older big bro. Uh... my sister has a bush.

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