Sister doesn't want to go to boarding school

Well good morning! I was wondering when you'd wake up! Look... I don't have a lot of time here... I need your help with something... I heard mom and dad talking last night. They want to ship me off to some girl school in Texas....YEAH! Right? Totally nuts! There's no way I can get anyone here soon enough to get this done--so... here's the favor I need help with... I need you to fuck me.... and get me pregnant. I KNOW! I KNOOOOOW! It's totally weird. But... it's not like we're in love with each other. And it's not like I'm going to KEEP it. I just need to be pregnant long enough so mom and dad can't send me away! Ok? Besides... if you do this for me, I'll owe you any favor! And I mean ANY