Son's Rules Reluctant Mommy Moves In

Things have been so hard since your dad left, but I'm so grateful to have a son who still cares for his mommy. I want you to know that I'm truly grateful that you're letting me crash with you. I know it's not exactly bragworthy to live with your mom, but I promise to do my part. You won't even know I'm here most of the time! Of COURSE you have conditions, and you know that I'm prepared to honour any and all of them while I'm getting back on my feet. Wait, you want me to WHAT?!