The Barer of Seville

Those relatives! Granny, for example, never let me come to her place empty-handed. Hell, if you didn't bring a cake, she wouldn't even open the door. It was that damn cake that caused all this. Sneaky mommy played her card perfectly, and the show was on. Razors, cheating, deceit, and most importantly, the new start of something big... and disgusting. However, what's natural is not dirty. Naturalia non sunt mommyfucking turpia.