Were in this together

My step-mom sure likes to spread her bitchiness around. She grounds me to the house for no good reason and yells at you then leaves. What crawled up her butt? So now what do we do? Im eighteen and should get my own apartment I guess so I can get away from her. How do you get away from her, divorce? Youre a really cool guy and a great step-dad to me. I know a fun way we can pass the time. Im not getting out of the house to get laid and neither are you. I think we should have some fun together.