Our First Road Trip Together: An Abandoned House, Your Unabashed Actions

There's nothing like the first time... Simple. Innocent. Gradual. No expectations. Just nature taking over. As your mother, I promise you nothing could happen, nothing could go wrong... in this big, scary house we were made to stay the night in after our car broke down on what would be (still will be?) a wonderful, memorable mother-son trip. It's just the two of us. All is well. It's cold. Dark. And there's just one bed suitable for us to go to bed on. Together. But everything will be all right. I promised you.